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The Dumpster Files: Allison

Allison comes from a good Christian family, so it’s only right that she married a good Christian man, right? So why is she baring her soul on The Dumpster Files?

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Aug 14, 2025
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Okay, I have to admit something. I think this is a waste of my time. I don’t feel like I did anything wrong. So, I am cheating on my husband. Men do it all the time and expect women to accept it, but then cry like a baby when it happens to one of them. If you are a man reading this and getting worked up and all in your feelings about it, then replace me as a woman and put a man in my place, and I bet you wouldn’t be upset.

I cheated on my husband! There I said it! Are you happy?

Now, before you guys get your boxers in a twist and call me all kinds of names and say two wrongs don’t make a right. Ask yourself and be honest. If you could get away with it, would you? If you say no, you are a liar! Remember, the first thing about telling a lie is lying to yourself and convincing yourself it’s not a lie. Now, try again. If the woman or man of your dreams walked into your life and you could be with them without getting caught, would you?

The answer is YES! All of you would! If not, you are better than I. And if you are going to judge, remember the other saying about casting the first stone; you know the saying, and not one of you reading this is without sin, so hold that stone and put it back down and swallow that judgment, Karen! I am sure that there is something you’ve done in the past or are doing in the very sinful present.

Here we go!

I’m not one to put my dirty laundry out there, but I’m glad this happened to me. As usual, like the others. The job might be correct, but places and names have been changed; I don’t want any of you coming and trying to spoil my fun!

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